COME ON OUT DA CHIMNEY
SANTA CLAUS HE BE HOPPIN ABOUT FROM CHIMNEY TO CHIMNEY
BUT THERE’S A CHIMNEY HE LEAVE OUT, I KNOW CAUSE IT BELONG TO ME.
I ALWAYS HEAR WITH COOKIES AND MILK HE REALLY GONNA SHOW HIS FACE
BUT I BEEN SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT LONG AND STILL GOT EMPTY FIRE PLACE
COME ON OUT THE CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS COME ON OUT OF THERE RIGHT QUICK
BEEN WAITING UP ALL THE NIGHT NICHOLAS I’M ABOUT TO THROW A MAJOR FIT
I GOT OUT YOUR COOKIES I GOT OUT YOUR MILK NOW THE MILK BE GETTING KIND OF WARM
COME ON OUT OF CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS AIN’T YOU GONNA MAKE IT TO ME HOME!
SO AFTER SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT LONG I’M STARTING TO BE GETTING PISSED
IT BE THE SAME STORY HERE EVERY YEAR THE CARIBBEAN HE GONNA MISS
MAYBE THE HEAT, SANTA HE NO LIKE SO ISLANDS WONT BE ON HIS ROUTE
NO AIR-CONDITIONING, AINT NO TREAT GONNA BRING HIM SO AGAIN I SHOUT. HEY!
COME ON OUT THE CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS COME ON OUT OF THERE RIGHT QUICK
BEEN WAITING UP ALL THE NIGHT NICHOLAS I’M ABOUT TO THROW A MAJOR FIT
I GOT OUT YOUR COOKIES I GOT OUT YOUR MILK NOW THE MILK BE GETTING KIND OF WARM
COME ON OUT OF CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS AIN’T YOU GONNA MAKE IT TO ME HOME!
SO I EAT UP HIS COOKIES BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SANTA HE WONT COME
I CHOOSE TO THROW OUT THE WARM MILK INSTEAD I’M GONNA WASH IT DOWN WITH RUM
I GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GRAB A GLASS AND PICK ME FAVORITE RUM OF CHOICE
BEFORE I CAN POUR ME A SINGLE DROP I HEAR IN LIVING ROOM A NOISE
I POKE OUT ME HEAD TAKE A LOOK
AND OH TO MY SURPRISE I SEE
SANTA CLAUS KICKING OFF SOOT
FROM COMING OUT OF CHIMNEY
WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME SANTA. WHAT’S THAT YOU WANT? OH!
HE COME ON OUT THE CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS HE COME ON OUT OF THERE RIGHT QUICK
ONCE I OPENED UP ME ISLAND RUM THAT MUST BE WHAT DID THE TRICK
IT NO BE THE COOKIES IT NO BE THE MILK TO BRING HIM TO CARIBBEAN
IF I WANT TO SEE OL SANTA CLAUS I GOTTA GET A BOTTLE RUM
IT NO BE THE COOKIES IT NO BE THE MILK YTO BRING HIM TO CARIBBEAN
IF I WANT TO SEE OL SANTA CLAUS I GOTTA GET A BOTTLE RUM
YES IF YOU WANT TO SEE OL SANTA CLAUS
YOU BETTER GET A BOTTLE
I SAY, YOU BETTER GET A BOTTLE
YEAH YOU’D BETTER GET A BOTTLE OF…. RUM
