SANTA B CRUZN
WELL I THINK YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THAT FOGGY NIGHT
WHEN RUDY SAVE THE DAY WITH HIS RED NOSE LIGHT
BUT I BET YOU NEVER HEAR HE SAVE THE DAY BACK WHEN
SANTA NEARLY MISS THE CARIBBEAN
SEE, IT STARTED IN FLORIDA, THEY CRASH THE SLED,
KINDA MISS A ROOF, HIT CHIMNEY INSTEAD.
WHEN THE SLED FALL APART, POOR OL’ SANTA HE CRY,
“WE GONNA MISS CARIBBEAN ‘CAUSE SLED NO FLY.”
“CHRISTMAS IS OVER NOW, CHRISTMAS IS OVER NOW,
FOR THE CHILDREN DOWN IN THE SUN.
OH RUDY HELP ME PLEASE, HELP ME DELIVER THESE,
TOYS TO THE CARIBBEAN!
THINK OF THE BOYS AND GIRLS, GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS.
DO YOU WANT THEIR CHRISTMAS TO END?
THAT’S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE DON’T GET ALL THESE GIFTS
DOWN TO THE CARIBBEAN!”
SO RUDY GET HIS CELL PHONE AND HE PLACE A CALL
HE SAY, “SANTA WE CAN MAKE DELIVERY AFTER ALL.”
SANTA SAY, “TELL ME HOW, RUDY, WHAT YOU SAY?”
RUDY SAY, “A CRUISE! SIX NIGHT, SEVEN DAY!”
BUT SANTA HE NERVOUS ON THAT FATEFUL NIGHT
HE CLIMB ABOARD THE SHIP, GET THE SEA FARING FRIGHT.
BUT WHEN HE SEE ALL OF THE MAGNIFICENT CRUISING FOOD,
HE SAY, “ALL YOU CAN EAT?! THIS TRIP WILL BE GOOD!”
SANTA BE CRUISING NOW, SANTA BE CRUISING NOW
RUDY SAVE HIS BUTT ONCE AGAIN
THE TOYS ARE ALL LOADED ON, BOUND FOR CARIBBEAN,
SAVING CHRISTMAS FROM AN END
ALL OF THE BOYS AND GIRLS, GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS,
WAITING FOR THEIR SHIP TO COME IN.
THANKS TO OL’ RUDY AND SANTA WHO’S NOW CRUISIN’
DOWN TO THE CARIBBEAN
SO, SANTA AND RUDY THEY CHECK OUT THE SHIP
THEY FIND A BAR WITH RUM SO THEY CAN WET THEIR LIP.
WHEN THEY GET UP TO THE POOL, SEE THE TAN WOMEN THERE,
THEY SAY, “WE SHOULD DO THIS MAN, EVERY YEAR!”
SANTA BE CRUISING NOW, SANTA BE CRUISING NOW
RUDY SAVE HIS BUTT ONCE AGAIN
THE TOYS ARE ALL LOADED ON, BOUND FOR CARIBBEAN,
SAVING CHRISTMAS FROM AN END
ALL OF THE BOYS AND GIRLS, GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS,
WAITING FOR THEIR SHIP TO COME IN.
THANKS TO OL’ RUDY AND SANTA WHO’S NOW CRUISIN’
DOWN TO THE CARIBBEAN
