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RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER YOU KNOW HE BE HAVIN FUN

THATS HOW HE GOT THAT RED NOSE FROM DRINKIN TOO MUCH RUM

SO THEN ONE DAY SANTA HE SAY YOU DRUNK REINDEER

NO WAY YOU BE FLYIN NOT WHILE YOU’RE DRINKIN HERE

ALSO THE OTHER REINDEER THEY SAY THAT YOU NO PLAY

NO REINDEER GAME FOR YOU MON NOT TIL YOU JOIN AA

SO THEN POOR OL RUDOLPH HE SAY THATS IT I’M GONE

I’LL GO WHERE THEY’RE NOT UPTIGHT I’LL GO DOWN TO CARIBBEAN

 

SO RUDY PACK HIS BAGS

WITH SUN SCREEN AND SWIM TRUNK

HE HATE TO LEAVE THE GANG

BUT THEY WON’T LET HIM GET DRUNK

HE LIKE THAT ISLAND RUM

BUT HE’LL MISS DELIVERING TOYS

TO ALL THE HOUSES FILLED WITH…

GOOD LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS

 

OH THEN COME PROVIDENCE SOMETHING UNFORSEEN

GREAT BIG FOG BREWIN AND LOOKING MIGHTY MEAN

SO RUDY HE FLY BACK TO WARN OF UGLY SKY

BUT ONCE HE GET BACK HOME HE REALLY START TO CRY

SEE, BACK AT THAT NORTH POLE SANTA AND ELVES THEY PLAY

THEY THROWING GREAT BIG PARTY CAUSE OL’ RUDY GO AWAY

 

OH THEN COME FOGGY EVE

EVE OF CHRISTMAS DAY

SANTA’S TURN TO CRY

HE SAY WE NO FLY NO WAY

WHAT WE GONNA DO

WITH ALL THESE PRESENTS HERE

THEN ELVES GET PLAN FOR SANTA…

WE USE NOSE OF DRUNK REINDEER

 

SO RUDY HE SAY SANTA WHY SHOULD I LIGHT YOUR WAY

WHEN YOU AN ALL THESE REINDEER TAKE ALL ME DRINK AWAY

SANTA SAY HE SORRY HE GIVE BACK ALL RUDY'S BOOZE

HE SAY LIGHT UP THAT RED NOSE MON WE AINT GOT TIME TO LOOSE

SO RUDY TAKE SOME SHOTS SOME WHISKEY AND SOME RUM

HE SAY, BUT SANTA WHEN WE FINISH LET’S GO DOWN TO CARIBBEAN

 

AND ONCE THEY DROPPED THAT GIFT

THE LAST THAT CHRISTMAS FLIGHT

THEY TURNED FOR CARIBBEAN

SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT