ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS
WAY UP NORTH, THERE’S AN ISLAND UP THERE
WHERE THEY PARTY DAY AND NIGHT WITHOUT ANY CARE
AND THE HEAT THEY MAKE FROM THEIR PARTYING FUN
MAKE THAT ISLAND FEEL LIKE IT’S IN CARRIBEAN
SO UP NORTH, ON THIS ISLAND SPOT
NOT A SINGLE FLAKE OF SNOW THIS ISLAND IT GOT
SANDY BEACHES, PALM TREES, LOTS OF TROPICAL FRUIT
WHY YOU CAN PARTY ALL DAY JUST IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT
SO YOU ASK, WHERE CAN THIS ISLAND BE
WHERE I CAN PARTY DAY AND NIGHT WHILE ONLY IN MY SKIVVIES
THIS ISLAND OF FUN I BE SINGING ABOUT
IT’S WHERE ALL THE TOYS GO, THAT SANTA LEAVE OUT
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. A PLACE FOR THE TOYS THAT DON’T WORK
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. LEFT THERE BY SANTA CAUSE HE’S SUCH A JERK
BUT NOW THAT ISLAND PARTY IS HOT IT’S THE NUMBER ONE PLACE FOR FUN
YEAH, THE MISFITS THEY’VE FINALLY WON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS
REMEMBER WHEN, RUDY FOUND THEM TOYS
SENT TO THE ISLAND NOT TO GIRLS AND BOYS
CAUSE SANTA AND ELVES THEY DIDN’T MAKE THE TOYS RIGHT
SO HE SHIP THEM AWAY ON A DARK FOGGY NIGHT
BUT YOU SEE, RUDY FELT THE SAME
KINDA MISFIT, CAN’T PLAY NO REINDEER GAME
SO HE SHOOK OFF THEIR GLOOM AND TURN THE ISLAND AROUND
WITH HIS JUG OF RUM AND PERCUSSION SOUND
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. ONCE FOUND ON NO CHRISTMAS LIST
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. BUT THE TABLES HAVE TURNED THEY GIVING SANTA THE DIS
SANTA AND ELVES THEY WANT TO COME PLAY BUT THE TOYS WOULD THINK IT SUCH A SIN
TO LET A BAD TOY MAKER IN THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS
SO NOW IF YOU ARE FEELING QUITE AMISS
WITH YOUR ADHD OR OTHER DIAGNOSIS
THIS ISLAND UP NORTH IS WHERE YOUR FUN CAN BEGIN
CAUSE THEM TOYS LIKE PEOPLE THAT DON’T SEEM TO FIT IN
SO JUST SAIL RIGHT UP TO HER SHORE
AND SHED YOUR PARKA YOU WONT NEED IT NO MORE
CAUSE WITH THEIR KIND OF MUSIC AND DYSFUNCTIONAL FUN
THEIR PARTY GET SO HOT, FEEL LIKE CARIBBEAN
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. NORTH POLE BI-POLAR FUN
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. JUST TAKES A DOCTORS NOTE FROM YOUR SHRINK AND THEN YOU’RE WELCOMED ON
IF YOU FEEL YOU WANT TO PARTY RIGHT THERE’S JUST ONE PLACE TO BEGIN
ANY MISFIT’S GONNA FIT RIGHT IN THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. THAT’S WHERE THEY BE PARTYIN
ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. WITH DYSFUNCTIONAL ISLAND REGGAE DANCIN
IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN’T DANCE WITH THE WORLD GET TO THE ISLAND YOU BELONG
WHERE THE MISFITS KEEP DANCIN ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS
