MRS CLAUS
MRS CLAUS, SHE TIRED OF THE CHRISTMAS RUSH EVERY YEAR
WORKING AND SLAVING WITH SANTA AND ELVES ALL DAY
SHE SIT SANTA DOWN, SAY, “SANTA, MAN, I’M OUT OF HERE.
I’M GONNA CRACK UP IF I DON’T GET ME SELF FAR AWAY.”
MRS CLAUS, SHE PACK HER BAGS AND AS SHE LEAVE THE HOUSE,
SHE SAY “SANTA I LOVE YOU I’LL BE BACK WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH SUN”
SHE PUT ON SPURS, SHE CLIMB ON RUDOLPH AND SHE POINT HIM SOUTH.
SHE SAY “LIGHT UP THAT NOSE BOY, DON’T STOP TIL WE FIND THE ISLANDS”
CAUSE YOU KNOW SHE WANT TO GET AWAY. GET AWAY FROM UP THERE
SHE GONNA LEAVE THAT SNOW, THE SMELL OF REINDEER
SHE GONNA LEAVE THEM ELVES AND ALL OF THEM TOYS
SHE MAKE HERSELF A BRAND NEW WORKING CHOICE
SHE GONNA FIND A PLACE, WITH NO WORRIES THERE,
WHERE SHE CAN SHED HER CLOTHES, SHED ALL HER CARES
SHE GONNA GET HERSELF RIGHT DOWN IN THE SUN
YEAH, SHE TAKING VACATION IN CARIBBEAN.
MRS CLAUS, TIME FOR HER BE MOVING WAY TOO FAST
MONTHS FOR SANTA TO HER FEEL JUST LIKE DAYS.
SHE START TO CRY, SHE WANT HER VACATION TO ALWAYS LAST.
SHE CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THE RUM AND THE SUNSHINE RAYS.
MRS CLAUS, SHE CALL SANTA SAY, “I’LL STAY SOME MORE
WON’T YOU TAKE A BREAK WITH ME ON THIS ISLAND?”
SO SANTA FLY AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE WITH HER ON THE SHORE
WALKING HAND IN HAND IN THE SAND WITH A SETTING SUN.
CAUSE YOU KNOW HE WANT TO GET AWAY. GET AWAY FROM UP THERE
HE GONNA LEAVE THAT SNOW, THE SMELL OF REINDEER
HE GONNA LEAVE THEM ELVES AND ALL OF THEM TOYS
HE MAKE THEMSELVES A BRAND NEW WORKING CHOICE
HE GONNA FIND A PLACE, WITH HIS WOMAN DOWN THERE,
WHERE THEY CAN SHED THIER CLOTHES, SHED ALL THIER CARES
THEY GONNA GET THEMSELVES RIGHT DOWN IN THE SUN
YEAH, THEY BOTH ON VACATION IN CARIBBEAN.
MRS CLAUS, SHE TALK SANTA INTO STAYING THERE
SO HE GET A NEW ADDRESS, BEACHBUMSANTA.COM
AND WITH EMAIL HE STAY IN TOUCH WITH ALL THE ELVES AND DEER
FILLING CHRISTMAS ORDERS UP NORTH WHILE THEY SOUTH IN THE SUN
CAUSE YOU KNOW THEY GONNA STAY AWAY. STAY AWAY FROM UP THERE
THEY GONNA LEAVE THAT SNOW, THE SMELL OF REINDEER
THEY GONNA LEAVE THEM ELVES AND ALL OF THEM TOYS
THEY MADE THEMSELVES A BRAND NEW WORKING CHOICE
THEY GONNA STAY IN A PLACE, WITH NO WORRIES THERE,
WHERE THEY CAN SHED THEIR CLOTHES, SHED ALL THEIR CARES
THEY GONNA STAY RIGHT DOWN SOUTH IN THE SUN
YEAH, THEY NEVER GONNA LEAVE CARIBBEAN
